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Every edition of The Daily Misanthrope, preserved for posterity. Humanity's record speaks for itself.
Consulting the record of human folly…
- August 18, 2026 — She Secretly Recorded Family Court Hearings, Then Emailed the Recordings Out…
- August 17, 2026 — He Built the Extension Around the Boiler Flue. The Flue's Entire Purpose Is to…
- August 16, 2026 — He Told the Court He Was in an Induced Coma. He Was Updating His Facebook…
- August 15, 2026 — Caught With the Answers in His Pharmacology Exam, He Went to the Resit and…
- August 14, 2026 — He Robbed His Own Restaurant at Gunpoint, Then Turned Up Two Days Later for…
- August 13, 2026 — The University Took 624 Days to Answer His Grievance, and the Vice-Chancellor…
- August 12, 2026 — A Judge's Storeroom Caught Fire and the Firemen Found Half-Burnt Bundles of…
- August 11, 2026 — She Cleared Her Own Credit Card With the Charity's Money and Wrote It in the…
- August 10, 2026 — Banned Three Times From Running Companies, He Ran One Anyway for Three Years.…
- August 9, 2026 — Two Prison Officers Sat Through the Anti-Corruption Module, Then Ordered…
- August 8, 2026 — A Cambridge Professor Resigns Amid a Plagiarism Inquiry Into the Doctorate…
- August 7, 2026 — He Applied for 2,071 NHS Jobs, Invented an Oxford Master's to Win Thirteen of…
- August 6, 2026 — He Invented a Police Constable to Get Nando's CCTV of His Ex. He Paid for the…
- August 5, 2026 — He Told the Lender His Company Turned Over £100,000. His Own Filed Accounts…
- August 4, 2026 — Judge Told Wildlife Officers He Was Too Busy Being a Judge to Register His…
- August 3, 2026 — Solicitor Told a Family Court Four Times That He Was at the Ealing Office. He…
- August 2, 2026 — Solicitor Loses His Client's Case, Is Asked by the Regulator How He Knows the…
- August 1, 2026 — Four Californians Put a Man in a Bear Suit, Filmed Him Mauling a Rolls-Royce,…
- July 31, 2026 — Man Collects $100,000 in Disability Benefits for an Arm He Says He Cannot…
- July 30, 2026 — Director Lowers a 100kg Steel Beam on a Ratchet Strap Not Made for Lifting, Is…
- July 29, 2026 — Recorder Is Caught Speeding Three Times by the Same Newly Installed Camera on…
- July 28, 2026 — City Banking Solicitor Insures His Bicycle Immediately After It Is Stolen,…
- July 27, 2026 — "Legal Consultant" Fabricates Court Orders, Letters of Claim and Costs…
- July 26, 2026 — City Banking Lawyer Has His Bicycle Stolen, Adds It to His Insurance Policy…
- July 25, 2026 — Man Walks Out of a Convenience Store With a Twelve-Pack He Did Not Pay For,…
- July 24, 2026 — Armed Robber Takes Two Luxury Watches at Gunpoint, Then Posts a TikTok of…
- July 23, 2026 — Ohio's Highest Court Rules That 'Boneless Wings' Are Allowed to Contain Bones…
- July 22, 2026 — Bank Fraudster With the Chase Logo Tattooed on His Face Ran a $2.8M Check…
- July 20, 2026 — Ten-Plus Civilian Pilots Flew Into World Cup Final Restricted Airspace; NORAD…
- July 19, 2026 — Florida Man Crashes Truck 'After Seeing the Antichrist,' Then Tries to Steal…
- July 18, 2026 — He Rigged a Fake Bladder to Beat a Drug Test, Drove There on a Suspended…
- July 17, 2026 — He Named His Escape Boat 'The Silver Lining,' Used 12 Aliases, Stayed in U.S.…
- July 16, 2026 — A Man Cases a Pet Store for Weeks, Steals a Kitten Named Magnolia, Carries Her…
- July 15, 2026 — A 'Charismatic Working Mom' Broadcasts ¥2.5 Billion in Sales to Half a Million…
- July 14, 2026 — A Burglar Photographs Himself Mid-Heist — Masked, Flashing a Peace Sign Beside…
- July 13, 2026 — A Fuel Thief Hoods His Face and Angles His Car Boot to Blind the Camera — Then…
- July 12, 2026 — Two Men Allegedly Steal $100,000 in Copper and Tools — and One Pauses…
- July 11, 2026 — A Maryland Man Smashed Into a Verizon Store at 5 A.M., Left His Truck Running…
- July 10, 2026 — A Florida Man Bolted Illegal Red-and-Blue Lights, a Two-Foot Light Bar, and a…
- July 9, 2026 — Three Men Built a Fishing Rod Out of a Belt and a Glue Trap, Reeled 6,750…
- July 8, 2026 — A Chico Woman Allegedly Stole From a Parked Car, Fled Across a Creek to Shake…
- July 7, 2026 — United Airlines Charged a Premium for 'Window Seats' Facing Blank Walls — Then…
- July 6, 2026 — A Former Justice of the Peace Put Blue Lights on His Tahoe and Tried To Pull…
- July 5, 2026 — Contempt of Clerk: Reprimanded in 2023 for an 'Overly Harsh' Chambers, a…
- July 4, 2026 — On the Nation's 250th Birthday, Nearly Half of Its Heirs Cannot Say What the…
- July 3, 2026 — A Winn-Dixie Clerk Stole More Than 500 Lottery Scratch-Offs, Then Fed Every…
- July 2, 2026 — The Hollywood Director Who Told Netflix He Needed $11 Million To Finish a…
- July 1, 2026 — A Wolverhampton People-Smuggler Who Made About £185,000 Moving Non-British…
- June 30, 2026 — Four Men Stole a Backhoe From a Nearby Beach, Used It to Rip a Cash Machine…
- June 29, 2026 — A JPMorgan Executive, Attending the Knicks' NBA Championship Parade, Emptied a…
- June 28, 2026 — A Widnes Cocaine Boss Who Chose the Encrypted Phone Network Precisely So No…
- June 27, 2026 — A 33-Year-Old Florida Man With Sixteen Prior Arrests, Riding a Lightless,…
- June 26, 2026 — The Most Expensive Warship Ever Floated — Thirteen Billion Dollars of American…
- June 25, 2026 — A Texas Man Wanted on Three Aggravated-Assault Warrants Was Asked by a Border…
- June 24, 2026 — A 45-Year-Old Darwin Man Drove His Holden Captiva Straight Through a Line of…
- June 23, 2026 — A Handcuffed Dallas Man Slipped One Hand Free, Hijacked the Patrol Car With an…
- June 22, 2026 — A Florida Man Doing More Than Ninety on Interstate 75 Was Pulled Over by a…
- June 21, 2026 — A Maryland Man Bolted Police Lights Onto His Personal Ford Taurus and…
- June 20, 2026 — A Milwaukee Police Officer Ran 179 Searches on the Department's License-Plate…
- June 19, 2026 — The Union Secretary on $312,000 Stole $82,914 From the Members' Charity to…
- June 18, 2026 — A Maryland Man Allegedly Outfitted His Ford Taurus With Red and Blue Lights…
- June 17, 2026 — A Security Guard at Bangkok's Wat Pho Temple Climbed the Wall, Wrapped a Cloth…
- June 16, 2026 — An Oklahoma Man Was Found Digging Against the Wall of the County Jail With a…
- June 15, 2026 — Four Farmers Ran a $6.5 Million Crop-Insurance Fraud by Physically Sabotaging…
- June 14, 2026 — A North Carolina Police Officer Threw His Department-Issued Bodycam Into a…
- June 13, 2026 — A Self-Described Career Burglar With 34 Theft Offences Broke Into a £4 Million…
- June 12, 2026 — A Cape Coral Man Conducted 97 Fraudulent Self-Checkout Transactions at the…
- June 11, 2026 — A New Jersey Man Stole a Dump Truck and Livestreamed the Police Chase to…
- June 10, 2026 — A Florida Semi Driver Built a Concealment Kit — Black Tape Over the Pump…
- June 9, 2026 — An Iowa Man Posted on Social Media That He Had Broken Into a Parked Car…
- June 8, 2026 — A Florida Police Officer Was Arrested for Using His Girlfriend's Late Father's…
- June 7, 2026 — An Indiana Police Chief Was Arrested After Allegedly Stealing a Firearm From…
- June 6, 2026 — A Federal Prosecutor Stole a Sealed Special Counsel Report by Renaming It…
- June 5, 2026 — Three Telekom Malaysia USA Executives Were Charged With Stealing $20 Million…
- June 4, 2026 — A Former IRS Revenue Agent Was Charged With Embezzling $12 Million From a New…
- June 3, 2026 — A Former Senior CIA Official Was Arrested After FBI Agents Found 303 Gold…
- June 2, 2026 — A Sydney Solicitor Was Arrested for Using His Practising Certificate to…
- June 1, 2026 — A Senior NIH Advisor Was Indicted for Using Personal Gmail to Hide Federal…
- May 31, 2026 — A Google Engineer Whose Job Included Preparing the Company's Annual 'Year in…
- May 30, 2026 — A Pennsylvania Man Told His Wife 'If It's Over, I'll Tear the House Down.' She…
- May 29, 2026 — A Former Senior CIA Official Was Arrested After the FBI Found 303 Gold Bars…
- May 28, 2026 — A Managing Assistant U.S. Attorney at the DOJ Was Indicted for Downloading the…
- May 27, 2026 — The Warden of a Louisiana Prison Used an Electric Riot Shield to Shock 13…
- May 26, 2026 — Robert McCloughy Spent His Career at the IRS Learning How Financial Fraud Is…
- May 25, 2026 — Aimee Bock Founded a Nonprofit to Distribute Meals to Children. She Converted…
- May 24, 2026 — India's National Testing Agency Appointed Manisha Havaldar as a Physics Expert…
- May 23, 2026 — A Chick-fil-A Employee Rang Up 800 Fake Mac-and-Cheese Orders Through the POS…
- May 22, 2026 — India's Central Bureau of Investigation Arrested a Delhi Development Authority…
- May 21, 2026 — Aimee Bock Founded a Nonprofit Called 'Feeding Our Future,' Collected $250…
- May 20, 2026 — Robert McCloughy Spent a Decade at the IRS Learning How Financial Crime Gets…
- May 19, 2026 — Texas Lottery Commission Executive Director Gary Grief Indicted for Allegedly…
- May 18, 2026 — Los Angeles Duo Convinced Elderly Victim to Withdraw $25,000 Cash. Then Called…
- May 17, 2026 — California Hospice Billed Medicare $7.45 Million for 'Terminal' Patients. Its…
- May 16, 2026 — South Carolina Man Arrested for Trespassing, Owed $250 Bail. Paid the Judge…
- May 15, 2026 — Australian Secretary Charged With 82 Counts of Fraud After Five-Year $1.6M…
- May 14, 2026